I'm Thalia, I'm 22, and I'm a cishet piece of shit

Things I like:
~Cats
~Tori Amos
~Sex
~Slaughtering the Patriarchy
~Sailor Moon
~Artish things
~And More Cats

davidjenningsbeauty:

Lovely shots of Tori from the 90’s with makeup by Kevyn Aucoin (I’m certain, without knowing for sure). I have a hard copy of this still in a box somewhere.

(via lucystoners)

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thotprovoking:

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(via seanut)

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tsuthetiger:

pinstripehourglass:

god, what a classic

must have been some p sick handjobs homies seeing stars n’ shit

tsuthetiger:

pinstripehourglass:

god, what a classic

must have been some p sick handjobs homies seeing stars n’ shit

(Source: johnnythehorse, via lychgate)

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A word about bronies.

saintcheshire:

So I just got back last night from a brony convention in San Francisco. I was working a booth for a vendor friend, and let me tell you what happened:

We met a little girl who was there with her family. She got a button drawn at our booth, told us all about her favorite ponies, and was overall just too damn cute. She had an MLP lanyard filled with pins she’d gotten in the vendor’s room, and gave me a Fluttershy pin because she liked my cosplay. She ended up just hanging out with us for a while and bein’ super cute. We call her Babby because she’s 11 and precious.

The next day, she runs up to the booth, terrified, and asks if she can please hide under our table for a few minutes. Turns out a dude had been following her around the con all day, and tried to get her to come up to his hotel room. Alone. She tells us she thought he was okay at first because he was wearing an MLP shirt, but she didn’t want to go anywhere with him, and he made her uneasy. At one point, after she’d refused, he grabbed her arm in the elevators and tried to get her to follow him. She ran, and now she wants somewhere to hide.

We tell her of course, hurry her behind our booth and fucking station ourselves around her because she’s eleven years old and all of us are prepared to physically attack the human trashheap who tries to fuck with her. We’re all dressed up in wings and ears and we’re 100000% prepared to rip them off and launch across that table to defend this kid. Eventually this very large dude strolls by, very obviously looking around, and she quietly points him out to us. At this point I’m ready to set him on fire, but when I ask if she needs me to go report him, she shakes her head. She doesn’t want to get in trouble, or make anyone mad.

We see him a few more times over the course of the day, because he keeps meandering over to our booth and just casually looking around. Eventually he actually stops to take a flier from our table and asks us a question, and we coldly send him on his way. We start sending a coworker with Babby whenever her parents aren’t around and she wants to go check out artist’s alley or the vendor’s hall. Because otherwise she’s not safe. She can’t run around and freely enjoy a convention about a show aimed at her, because instead of being surrounded by peers she’s somehow surrounded by men who pose a threat to her.

My point here: this is why I fucking hate “bronies.” Because grown-ass men are flooding into a space carved out for children—often little girls—and are making it unsafe for them.

I met a lot of non-awful people there, of course. I met a lot of parents and older siblings. A lot of adorable little boys who were happy to empathize with female characters, and a lot of little kids who wanted a picture with cosplays of their favorite pony. I met a lot of people who were cool and nice and just liked cartoons. I met a male Pinkie Pie cosplayer with a Fluttershy lady-friend who juggled and spun plates and was happy to entertain kids, and were generally just really cool people.

But I also met a lot of skeevy dudebros. A lot of guys in fedoras loudly discussing sexual shit in a room with children. Guys who drew/sold/displayed really fucking inappropriate “fanart,” including gross bodypillows that had no purpose in a little kids’ toy convention. I met a guy who gushed with absolute glee about the pleasure he derives from “corrupting innocence.” I met a lot of people who wanted to take something sweet and nice for children and make it about THEM. A lot of guys who wanted to make it about their dicks. People who made it UNSAFE for the intended audience to even be in attendance.

So yeah. If you call yourself a brony, I’m prolly not gonna trust you. Because I’ve seen y’all in action, and I am not impressed. Frankly I’m infuriated. This is like a bunch of gross neckbeards swarming Disneyland and shoving kids out of the way so they can grope Cinderella, and finding nothing wrong with it because they think they’re entitled to it.

My Little Pony is a really cute show with a lot of nice messages for kids, and gross brony shitweasels are trying to fucking take it from them by force. And I will fight them.

(Source: princess-nietzsche, via diddli-doo)

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bronyparctears:

A cornered mouse will bite a cat.

This does not reclassify the mouse as a predator or the cat as prey.

(Source: comfemgem, via mikejoe429)

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typette:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

well it’s nice to see this getting a little attention even in a comedic sense, nothing gets the truth across better than that in some cases

(via ibazly)

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❀ about me ❀

BASICS:

name:  Thalia (or Caitlin but I hate Caitlin)

birthday: May 10th

zodiac: Taurus

single or taken: single

height: 5’2”

eye color: A darkish greenish hazel

middle name: Iris (or Mary but I hate Mary. Aka I’m changing my name)

favorite color: Forest greens

lucky number: 7

 

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house: Ravenclaw!

favorite fictional character: Phèdre nó Delaunay de Montrève from the Kushiel’s Legacy series but there are a lot of others tbh

favorite television show: Rupaul’s Drag Race

favorite season: Spring

describe yourself in a few words: Hair, voice, smile

future children’s names: Dunno if I want them but if I do: Hazel, Hawthorne, Rowan, and/or Willow

meaning of your name:  For Thalia: abundance, joyous, flourishing. For Caitlin: pure and virginal (part of the reason why I hate it)

ultimate otp: me and Kit Harington

what do you plan to/do for a living: I would love to sing or act for a living, idk what else

starbucks order:  chai tea latte


THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert: extrovert. I think I’m an ENFP

dawn or dusk: dusk

righty or lefty: righty

coffee or tea: tea

rain or shine: shine

reading or writing: BOTH!

(Source: banditswan, via countingmyfeathers)

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2 days ago

ibazly:

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

Fuck me Amy Schumer is amazing. <3

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cantcontrolmythoughts:

illbethehappyphantom:

so a couple of weeks ago i splurged and bought an expensive VixSkin dildo but i forgot how long it’s been since ive been with a well-endowed gentleman and it ended up being too big for my vajeeper and long story short just like you shouldn’t grocery shop when you’re hungry you also shouldn’t dildo shop when you’re horny

it’s cause you are old and crusty.

cantcontrolmythoughts:

illbethehappyphantom:

so a couple of weeks ago i splurged and bought an expensive VixSkin dildo but i forgot how long it’s been since ive been with a well-endowed gentleman and it ended up being too big for my vajeeper and long story short just like you shouldn’t grocery shop when you’re hungry you also shouldn’t dildo shop when you’re horny

it’s cause you are old and crusty.

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2 days ago

I’m a Tori Amos fan and I’m STRAIGHT.

drivinginmysaab:

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not for long…

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(Source: biohazardkitty)

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2 days ago

turnoystersinthesand:

"omg i love tori amos too!"

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"but she hasn’t had a good album since from the choirgirl hotel!"

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(via drivinginmysaab)

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